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Wynn Duffy would thrive in 2021
An ode to one of Justified's sleaziest, most delightful characters.
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Gabriel Aikins
"Show Yourself" is a GOAT-tier Disney Song
The Frozen 2 track is a no doubt top 5 inclusion (I list the top 5 at the end if that's all you're here for).
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'Curse of the Blair Witch' should be mandatory viewing alongside 'The Blair Witch Project'
The mockumentary is fun and adds context to the main feature
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Ranking your favorite Animal Crossing villagers feels like ranking your kids (but I'm doing it anyway)
We're still doing Animal Crossing content, right?
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Gabriel Aikins
'Nightmare on Elm Street' is the most consistent classic horror franchise
As iconic franchises churned out duds, 'Elm Street' remained mostly solid throughout
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'Review' resonates as a reminder we shouldn't be our jobs
Forrest MacNeil's tragic fall is a stark warning in favor of work/life balance
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Palm Springs and the Importance of Giving a Shit
Of course my first real piece for the newsletter is about Andy Samberg.
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A Good Game Needs A Good Counter Mechanic
I'm still playing so many games send help
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Why I love dense, convoluted lore
Find me spending hours on a game's wiki
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Caity Krone's raw, genre-bending EP 'Work of Art' strikes a nerve
The emotionally packed debut resonates deeply in this moment
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Some of my comfort media for garbage days
Yesterday being one of those garbage days
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The video games I've been playing during the pandemic
Because I've had a whole bunch of free time!
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